Wahlau eh, come, come! Pull up a chair, order your Kopi O Gao, and make yourself comfortable.

You know nowadays night time very hot right? People usually go out to buy ice cream to chill. But over in Sengkang, two local girls turned a late-night ice cream run into an active action-comedy thriller! Put away your Netflix subscription, because this real-life HDB drama is 100 times more entertaining.

Act 1: The Ice Cream & The Creepy Cash Offer

It all started like a wholesome Singaporean night out. TikTok user @j.aeyyyyy (who goes by the very delicious online moniker muahchee) and her friend grabbed some ice cream from a supermarket in Sengkang. Looking for a nice, breezy spot to eat, gossip, and talk cock, they sat down at a void deck bench near Block 216A Compassvale Drive, right opposite Compass One mall.

Suddenly, their relaxing dessert session was interrupted by a wild NPC. A balding uncle wearing a grey t-shirt started circling around their bench like a confused pigeon. Not once, not twice, but multiple times.

Then came the kicker. Bro walked right up to them and dropped the most sketchy, baseline suspect line in Sengkang history:

“Can I pay you to do something for me?”

Alamak, uncle! What kind of line is that?!

The friend immediately went into full defensive mode, hitting him with a barrage of angry “GET OUT!” shouts. But uncle had no shame—he stood there reluctance-maximized, begging them to “help” him while pointing his phone camera at them. Eventually, after being shouted at like a misbehaving dog, he walked off. The girls, realizing the vibe was totally ruined, decided to pack up and leave before he returned.

Act 2: Budget Ninja Hiding Behind HDB Pillars

As they were walking out of the estate, muahchee spotted someone sneaking around the carpark. When the uncle realized he had been spotted, he didn’t just walk away normally like a civilized human being. Oh no. Bro decided to tap into his inner Hokage.

He shuffled over to the neighboring HDB block and literally attempted to hide by squatting behind the HDB concrete pillars!

Uncle, you think this one Metal Gear Solid is it?! You are a grown man in a grey shirt, not a chameleon!

The girls pulled out their phones, zoomed in, and caught his whole budget-ninja performance in crystal clear 4K resolution. You can hear them in the background going: “He hide in the pillar. He’s squatting, he’s squatting!”

Act 3: Reverse Uno Card — “He Messed With the Wrong Person!”

Now, normal human reaction when you see a stalker: run away, call police, or call your boyfriend.

Sengkang girl reaction: “Ya, we can go, but I really wanna f***ing fight him.”

The friend looked at muahchee and said the legendary line: “I know you’re scared, but he messed with the wrong person. Take his face, take his face! Bro, I would run after you, bro!”

Instead of fleeing, they pulled out the ultimate Reverse Uno Card. The girl in the white shirt charged forward straight into a counter-attack pursuit!

Act 4: The IPPT 2.4km Sprint of Repentance

When the uncle saw two fierce Gen-Z girls sprinting full-speed towards him with their phones out, he hit his internal emergency panic button.

Bro threw his hands up in absolute terror, turned around, and took off like his life depended on it. As he was fleeing towards the multi-storey carpark with the girls hot on his heels, his voice echoed through the Compassvale night sky screaming:

“I’M SORRY! I’M SORRYYYYY!”

Wah, the plot twist! From creepy stalker to screaming track-and-field athlete in 2 seconds flat!

Unfortunately, the girls didn’t manage to catch him. As muahchee later admitted on TikTok: “Bro’s stamina was better than both of us HAHAHAHA… Our stamina lost first!”

Bonus Chapter: Singapore Stalkers Are Getting Out Of Hand

Looking at this Sengkang case, you might laugh, but honest-to-God, creeping around Singapore has become a weirdly common trend recently. People really taking “pursuing your dreams” too literally!

• The “Black Dress” MRT Phantom: Just earlier this year in February 2026, a lady named Ashley posted on TikTok because a random guy kept magically spawning on her MRT train commute from Tanah Merah—only on days when she wore a specific black dress. Bro would rush to snatch the seat directly opposite her, and when she tried changing train carriages to test him, he literally followed her along the platform! Aiyoh, MRT already so crowded, still want to play targeted tracking game!
• The Serangoon NEX Stalker: Another 37-year-old man in early 2026 got jailed 6 months after repeatedly tailing a 14-year-old secondary school girl from a bus interchange all the way into NEX mall. Even after the girl’s father warned him to stop, bro still showed up two more times at the mall to harass her, and then had the cheek to file 12 police reports claiming she was traumatising him. Talk about ultimate victim-card player!
• The Dark Web Cyber-Stalker: And don’t forget that 23-year-old exchange student in June 2026 who literally paid Russian hackers $5,500 in Bitcoin to hack into two girls’ Telegram accounts just because they blocked him on Discord. Man spent his whole tuition fee budget to play cyber-detective!

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Kopi Shop Conclusion & Takeaways

When asked by the media if they filed a police report, muahchee casually gave the most iconic Singaporean response: “No, my friend just wanted to terrorise him HAHAHAHAH.” (Though seriously guys, if you meet creeps like this, please still report police, okay!)

So, what did we learn from the Great Sengkang Chase of 2026?

1. Sengkang girls are built different. Do not mess with them, especially when they are trying to enjoy their ice cream.
2. HDB pillars are terrible hiding spots.
3. Fitness is important. If you are going to creep around in Singapore, you better make sure your 2.4km timing is Gold standard, if not you will end up sprinting for your life while crying “I’M SORRY!” into the void deck!

Drink finish already, time to go home. Stay safe, everybody!