WALAN EH, SINGAPORE SIBEI HOT LEH, REALLY BTH !!

Every day step outside like entering MCST sauna room. Open front door, the wind blow come also hot one. Cannot take it sia, even the GrabFood rider looking like he going to melt.

My dear Kopi Kakis, if you don’t want to become roasted meat, here are 5 ways to cool down your body before you start hallucinating about winter time:

1. The “1-Hour Aircon Hack”

Don’t be so garang and turn on aircon 24/7, later electricity bill come you cry. The trick is to blast your aircon for exactly 1 hour BEFORE you go to sleep. Close the door tight-tight. Once the room become like Genting Highlands, switch it off and turn on the ceiling fan. Your wallet safe, your body cold, win-win!

2. Standby Your Secret Weapon: The Handheld Fan

You see all the Aunties and Chiosus carrying one small fan on the MRT? Don’t laugh, they are the smart ones. Stand at the bus stop for 5 minutes without this, and your underarm will look like Victoria Falls. Get a powerful one that can blow away your problems!

You see all the Aunties and Chiobus carrying one small fan on the MRT? Don’t laugh, they are the smart ones. Stand at the bus stop for 5 minutes without this, and your underarm will look like Victoria Falls. Get a powerful one that can blow away your problems!

I found this super strong one on Shopee that won’t explode and actually cools you down fast-fast: 
https://s.shopee.sg/4AxxjFE67a

(Buy now before your underarms start crying!).

3. Take 5 Cold Showers a Day

Morning wake up, wash away the sweat. Reach office, want to shower (if can). Reach home, shower. Before sleep, shower again. Just use cold water, don’t use hot water heater heater heater anymore please. If your water tank is under the sun and the “cold” water also hot… then god bless you, my friend.

4. Eat Ice Cream (Strictly for “Medicinal Purposes”)

Doctor say must lower your core body temperature. So if your wife/husband ask why you buying the 1.5L tub of double chocolate ice cream again, just tell them: “This one is preventive healthcare, dear.” Ice cream a day keeps the heatstroke away!

5. Go “Chit-Chat” at the Supermarket Chiller Section

If your house really cannot take it, go to NTUC or Cold Storage. Walk slowly to the vegetable and milk aisle. Stand there and pretend you are very serious about choosing which broccoli looks nicer. Enjoy the free 4°C breeze. If the staff ask you why you stand there for 30 minutes, tell them you are doing market research.

Kakis, how are you all surviving this crazy weather? Share your own secret hacks below! And don’t forget to check the comments for the fan recommendations so you don’t melt tomorrow morning!